Please claim your missing purple tentacles HERE.

Are you missing your purple tentacles? Because I have them.

I don’t know why I have them, or why you chose to leave them on the floor of my bedroom (creeper), but you did and so now I have them. I don’t want them. Please, please claim them. You have no idea how disturbing it is to have someone else’s tentacles just hangin’ around the house all willy nilly.

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Also, I hope that I don’t find your head lurking around…..I’ve spoken to my child and he assures me he has no idea who you are or why your tentacles would be bangin’ around my house.

Seriously, get your body parts outa my house.

Thanks,

Catriona

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14 thoughts on “Please claim your missing purple tentacles HERE.

  1. CJ says:

    Holy flippin’ CAT CRAP!!! YOU have them!!!! JAAAYYYYYZZZZZZUUUUUZZZZZZZ……
    you have no damned idea the bloody hell I’ve been thru today…..REALLY!!!?????

    WOW!
    SHEESH….ya know? That just bloody figures.

  2. onewithclay says:

    Well dag nab it, they ARE built for wandering off, aren’t they?

  3. Ezekiel Fish says:

    Good grief! Those tentacles are inspiring.

  4. shoutingthenews says:

    when you have sons……there’s no no telling what may turn up in the house.

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