Are you missing your purple tentacles? Because I have them.
I don’t know why I have them, or why you chose to leave them on the floor of my bedroom (creeper), but you did and so now I have them. I don’t want them. Please, please claim them. You have no idea how disturbing it is to have someone else’s tentacles just hangin’ around the house all willy nilly.
Also, I hope that I don’t find your head lurking around…..I’ve spoken to my child and he assures me he has no idea who you are or why your tentacles would be bangin’ around my house.
Seriously, get your body parts outa my house.
Thanks,
Catriona
CatrionaIsCrazy 
Holy flippin’ CAT CRAP!!! YOU have them!!!! JAAAYYYYYZZZZZZUUUUUZZZZZZZ……
you have no damned idea the bloody hell I’ve been thru today…..REALLY!!!?????
WOW!
SHEESH….ya know? That just bloody figures.
You know, I had a feeling they were yours CJ. We’ve been over this! When you come to my house TAKE YOUR LIMBS WITH YOU.
How izzzzzitttt that you could have ‘a feeling’ it was THE MOUSE’S LIMBS? Ok…sorry…time to take my meds again…paranoia leaking out again…damn those torn off limbs anyway… arghhhhh
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Well dag nab it, they ARE built for wandering off, aren’t they?
I donno if they are BUILT for wandering off but they were wandering around my bedroom! Not cool! Random strange tentacles in my bedroom is NOT COOL.
How about non-random strange tentacles? or random familiar tentacles? or random strange test…imonials?
No need for an answer–just funnin’. Personally, I thought the tentacles were cool, in their own tentacular way.
I have my own tentacles Thank-you-very-much. I have no problem with thoooose. It’s the one that just APPEAR! AH!
Indeed, materializing besuckered appendages tend to disconcert. 🙂
What a funny sentence!
Good grief! Those tentacles are inspiring.
I um….hmmmmmmm. Inspiring? ahahahhahahaha
when you have sons……there’s no no telling what may turn up in the house.
That is a very true statement. lol