Category Archives: Awards

Where the hell have you (read: I ) been?!

HOLY BUTT SAUCE, It’s been crazy.

(Butt sauce?? I have no idea, it’s just what came to mind. I deeply apologize.)

Did I mention before that I took on a new job annnnnd a few new projects? WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? heh.

……we interrupt this post to inform you that my son’s tablet charger is, as he put it; “All jacked up”. . sigh, he is my child, isn’t he?……

I miss you guys. I miss reading all your crazy funny posts. Most of you make me laugh like mad, even when I want to bang my head. I just haven’t had much time these days. Hopefully that will change soon. I know I have awards and E-mails/questions to get to, I’m working on it. Well, at this moment I’m really not. But, I plan on doing so very, very soon. hahah.

Did you guys know it’s almost Autumn?! Sweet butt kisses (OH MY STARS WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? I have a butt issue today. It’s totally not like that, I SWEAR…) I LOVE AUTUMN. I’m a complete freak about it, too. I might have a small (read: FUCKING GINORMOUS) pumpkin problem. I happen to live in an area that is sucky for this time of year, it’s very sad. But, half the time I pretend I’m in a completely different part of the world anyway, lest I die of flippen lack of stimulation from the sheer dullness of this place. ugh. I’m having to fight the urge not to ramble on about PUMPKINS! Whhhooooooooo! Anyways…..

So yeah this post is all sorts of crazy, I’m sorry I’m not sorry. hahaha.

Answer my pole, bitches.

I just wanted to check in, I’ll be back soon. Behave, wackos.

Catriona

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Big ol’ pink cup of tea

I have a habit of shoving things into my purse that don’t belong there.

hmmm. That sounds like I’m some sort of super klepto. Uh, let’s try that again.

When I find things around the house that I just don’t know what to do with.. or that I need to keep track of – I chuck them in my purse. My purse is the one thing, besides my child, that I always know the precise location of. Therefore I never misplace little things. You know what I mean – you find some little object THAT YOU NEED – but not right now – and then you stick it in that safe place so you wont lose it …annnd you never see it again. That doesn’t happen to me. What does happen to me – a purse full of weird, weird crap. Furby found his way in there once. Though I do suspect that was the doing of a devious small child. My purse in a scary place. You never know what you will be getting yourself into, goin’ in there.

Anyway. A while ago my son brought me two objects, at two different times, telling me that they needed to go into the bin of toys that we were selling. I couldn’t find the bin at the time. So into the purse they went. Until I reached in there yesterday to find my chapstick and pulled them out by mistake:

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Captain Hook apparently loves a big pink cup of tea, now and then.

I have a purse pirate. Thought I’d share.

I’m still working on the accepting Awards, fyi. The issue is – every time I accept one and pass it on.. I get another. lol. I have like 4 or 5 still I have to acknowledge. That takes time, yo.

That’s all I got.

Catriona

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Very Inspiring Blogger Award

I’m inspiring!  *cough penis sock, cough cough*

A really wonderful blogger nominated me for this award. If you don’t read Ajaytao’s blog already, do it now. He’s such a wonderful person. His blog is beautiful. I can’t say enough about this guy – just read for yourself.  Thank you Ajay!

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To accept this award:

1. Acknowledge the person that nominated you and post the award on your blog.

2. Answer 7 things about yourself

3. Nominate 15 bloggers and Notify them.

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7 Things about me:

1. I have a bit of a thing for gasmasks.

2. I heart mushrooms.

3. My dog is better than your dog.

4. I’m cheating on the world with my computer.

5. I really need to reupholster my kitchen chairs.

6. My bum is numb.

7. I wish I had lemon for my water.

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15 Bloggers deserving of this award:

1. Belsbro

2. Ethel and Everett Go RVing

3. nelzzy

4. (empty, yo)

5. Captain Erratic

6. Desdemonad

7. skinnyuz2b

8. Rebel Sowell

9.The Existential Baker

10. Lucky Wreck

11. erin

12.  hmch1

13. Silversound7

14. Julia Kovach

15. stephglaser

❤ Catriona

 

*Edit

Someone that I nominated specifically asked that I “de-consider” him. . So, I pulled his name per his request. .

 

 

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Awards/Technical Fuckin’ Difficulties

Just an update: I have several other awards to acknowledge and pass on – The entries are mostly written but I’m having an issue with Worpress saving. Took 18 million mofoin’ tries to get this to save. SNARL.

Until then, I leave you with this:

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Catriona

 

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Reader Appreciation Award

I was nominated for this award back in November of 2012 by a MightyTurk. I was over the moon and speechless to have received the award. At the time my life was overrun with Monkeys and Drama and AHHHHHHH! AHhahhaahha! I just now just sorta wondered back here so I want to accept and share!

 

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I suggest you guys head over to MightyTurk‘s blog. His posts are always engaging, I friggen love the photos he posts. I’m definitely  jealous of this guy’s travels, jerk. HAHAHAH. Thanks for the nomination MightyTurk! You rock my (penis) socks!

The rules of this nomination:

  1. Identify and show appreciation of the blogger who awarded you.
  2. You must add the award logo to your blog.
  3. Tell your readers 7 things about yourself.
  4. You must nominate 5-10 of your favorite bloggers for this award.
  5. Inform your nominees that you nominated them.

Seven things about myself, yikes. No one wants any of that! HAHHA. Fine:

1. I need to brush my hair, like, right now. Damn.

2. My issue with Coffee is way, way more complicated than any of you realize. We are in love, Coffee and I. We don’t care what you think.

3. I like the words “Bitchtits” & “Jackhole” entirely too much for it to be considered any kind of healthy.

4. I have questionable taste in Friends, apparently.

5. If I could do the horizontal polka with one appliance, it would be my French Press.

6. There may have been a change in my marital status in the last few months…

7. I’m craving jalapeno poppers.

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Nominate 5-10 Bloggers:

1. Keli Paan

2. Ajaytao

3. The Panama Adventure

4. Animalcouriers

5. MovieJoltz

6. MissyTwisted

7. Nicholiovich

8. beyondpaisley

9. Jess

10. Robert “Goat” Beveridge

 

Alright weirdos, I’m off to find some Jalapeno poppers. ❤

 

Catriona

 

 

 

 

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