Imagine for one minute that Google wasn’t an automated search program. Imagine that your requests were sent directly to some dude behind a computer, whos job it was to research and respond to your every whim. You will never meet this guy, you’ll never talk to him. He is just there every day anonymously giving you the answer to “Why does my junk itch?” and all of your other personal inquiries. Would you still have the balls to ask “what do hemorrhoids look like?” Would you still look up that pesky “medical” issue? Would you still stalk the shit out of that
WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO THIS POST?!
There was a pant load more of this rant. There were photos, too. .. and a whole CRAP LOAD of swearing.
Apparently the title has dissipated as well. So FUCK IT. I’m leaving it this way.
Move along, nothing to see here.