My kid, I tell ya.
So today I was sitting on the couch messing with my phone as my son played Mincraft.
annnnnd then Pandora does what it loves to do: scare the crap outa me by starting up by itself.
annnnd the song was GREAT. And by GREAT I mean it was horrid, but my son’s reaction was fantastic.
*spins around to glare in my direction* “What the?! Is that Batman? WHAT is that? That’s terrible. No one’s got time for that, Batman.” – Son
So naturally, I downloaded it, and set it as my texting ring tone. And since I have been talking to my brother all day, every day (a boring story), it didn’t take long for it to play.
“WHAT. WHY?” -Kid
*laughing so hard I fall over on the couch* “What?” – Me
“WHY BATMAN? WHY?” – Kid
“What, you don’t like that song?” -Me
“No, I certainly do not.” – Kid
“But you like Batman.” – Me
“BUT WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE THAT?” – Kid
I giggle, and he goes back to playing. I mute the sound so he doesn’t hear it go off.
About 30 mins later, I turn the sound back on:
“Seriously? you chose THAT as your ring tone? Dirty Batman.” – Kid
“OK, time to go shopping.” – Me
So, we get into the grocery store and it goes off:
“REALLY? You are ok with people hearing that???” – Kid
“Sure, why not?” – Me
*Whips out his phone* “I am going to spam you so everyone can hear it” *evil grin* – Kid
*Pulls phone out of pocket and holds it up so everyone can hear* “OK” – Me
“Oh my God, you don’t care.” -Kid
“Nope” – Me
“Why don’t you care? It’s HORRIBLE. And it’s Batman.” – Kid
“It’s not Batman, it’s Manson.” -Me
“It’s Crazy. And it’s Batman.” – Kid
“It’s Manson.” – Me
“Why’s he calling himself ‘Daddy’? – Kid
“Does Batman Call himself Daddy?” – Me
“Because it’s Marilyn Manson.” – Me
“No.” – Kid
I laugh harder than one should in an store, and shut it off. The subject then went to what kind of tomatoes were are going to get.
When we get home I put everything away, and turn the the notifications on my phone back on. I walk up the stairs and am just about in my room when it goes off. This is what I hear from down stairs:
“NOOOOOOooooo Marilyn Batman!”
It really is a horrid song. It’s Marilyn Manson and …..Wait for it…..Avril Lavigne. Yeah. What?
The beginning is Manson’s growly voice saying “Lay your head in daddy’s lap, you’re a bad girl.”
If you want to hear a horrid song click HERE.
And for those who are going to listen and then scream that I let my son listen to THAT. He’s only heard the beginning. Also, he plays XBOX. He’s already heard everything under the Sun.