I NEED A PROSTATE! *Edit

omg, OMG, O.M.G You will never guess what I stumbled upon, OMG!!!!!!

I was looking for a Pick Punch, and do you know what I found? DO YOU?! I.JUST.CANNOT.EXPLAIN.HOW.EXCITED.I.AM.

I FOUND REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!

reproI NEED A PROSTATE! NNNEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!

and a testicle, and an ovary, and a Mammary gland! I NEED TO HAVE THEM ALL!

I’m almost, almost as excited as when I discovered STDs! ALMOST.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THESES! WHAT THE HELL!? I NEED A TESTICLE! I need a testicle to go with alllll the STDs I will one day have!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

GIVE ME A PROSTATE!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

I’m off to buy a prostate.

Catriona

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23 thoughts on “I NEED A PROSTATE! *Edit

  1. How could you not? Want a prostate, that is. Especially a happy one that’s smiling at you.

  2. As fun as penis socks or your money back. I want to use this with a link back if you don’t mind.

  3. Phil Taylor says:

    I don’t believe for a minute that you intend to buy any of those. Post a picture of yourself with one when you get it.

  4. So, what you are saying is, you want to buy me one? BAHAHAHAHAH!

  5. You just wanna see if I’m really the green cupcake I say I am. It has nothing to do with the prostate! I’m on to you!

  6. Morguie says:

    Catriona SHOULD be thinking, “Now, if I only had a brain…” LMAO!

  7. richbrunelle says:

    You may think you want or need a prostate, but when you start having prostate issues you will be glad you passed this one by. But wait! Haven’t you already had the pleasure of STD’s? WTF is up with that. You need a condom not a prostate! (lol)

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