Excuse me, you and your girlfriend just cut my mom off.- me
(In public, I call Gram mom. All you Grams understand why.)
The fuck I did. – Asshat in line with the girlfriend.
Oh my, you look like you’ve had a bad day… – me
YOU look like you need to get LAID. – Asshat
*laughing* You couldn’t be more right, your girlfriend available? – Me
CATRIONA! – Gram
What? She’s hot, don’t you think so? – Me
You ARE very pretty Miss. – Gram
*smiles at the chick* – me
*Chick smiles back*
WHAT THE.. – Asshat
I’m sorry we cut you off, here go ahead. – girlfriend *smiles*
Also, she wasn’t pretty and Gram whispered so in my ear later.
Oh man, you aren’t kidding. – me