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Oh the smell…….

I’ve had my windows open for days.

Today, I woke up to the smell of someone using their wood stove. The air was crisp and for a moment, before I opened my eyes, I thought I was home. It was wonderful until the dog chased the cat into the room, onto the bed, and over my head in a flurry of tails and claws. .

 

October is almost over, sigh. It’s my favorite month.

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OH and before I forget! DO NOT EAT THE MONOPOLY GUMMIE CANDY.

Just don’t do it.

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Yeah, that’s all I got. I’ve sort of forgotten what I came here to write about. …

Catriona

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There is a bad taste in there.

Yeah, in my mouth.

Bad, bad taste.

Apple Cider.

It’s my favorite, FAVORITE beverage of Autumn. If, IF it doesn’t taste like it was poured into your glass via someone’s unhealthy rectum.

(I keep hearing “Rectum? Damn near killed em!” playing in my head over and over, just fyi.)

This right here, this was terrible. I don’t even know how to explain just how awful this was.

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You know you like my glasses, BTW. I adore these, they’re my favorite.

I wish I lived in a state that I could get fresh, nonrectum tasting Apple cider. Sigh. Is that too much to ask?

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Today hasn’t been too eventful.

It’s nice and cool here, I was able to open the windows. My cats are over the moon.

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Annnnnd say hello to Pie. Pie will be in the oven tomorrow, to make, well you know, pie.

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That’s all I got people. I’m irritated and tired and all sorts of under caffeinated. I need to……….hold on my son is making a suggestion…………………Hahhah He says you should all see my necklace…..

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He gave it to me several years ago for Mother’s day. It’s a locket. It says “I love you mom” inside. 🙂

He’s so funny. Anyway, there you go. Bad apple cider, cats, and a child with good taste in jewelry.

Catriona

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Where the hell have you (read: I ) been?!

HOLY BUTT SAUCE, It’s been crazy.

(Butt sauce?? I have no idea, it’s just what came to mind. I deeply apologize.)

Did I mention before that I took on a new job annnnnd a few new projects? WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING? heh.

……we interrupt this post to inform you that my son’s tablet charger is, as he put it; “All jacked up”. . sigh, he is my child, isn’t he?……

I miss you guys. I miss reading all your crazy funny posts. Most of you make me laugh like mad, even when I want to bang my head. I just haven’t had much time these days. Hopefully that will change soon. I know I have awards and E-mails/questions to get to, I’m working on it. Well, at this moment I’m really not. But, I plan on doing so very, very soon. hahah.

Did you guys know it’s almost Autumn?! Sweet butt kisses (OH MY STARS WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? I have a butt issue today. It’s totally not like that, I SWEAR…) I LOVE AUTUMN. I’m a complete freak about it, too. I might have a small (read: FUCKING GINORMOUS) pumpkin problem. I happen to live in an area that is sucky for this time of year, it’s very sad. But, half the time I pretend I’m in a completely different part of the world anyway, lest I die of flippen lack of stimulation from the sheer dullness of this place. ugh. I’m having to fight the urge not to ramble on about PUMPKINS! Whhhooooooooo! Anyways…..

So yeah this post is all sorts of crazy, I’m sorry I’m not sorry. hahaha.

Answer my pole, bitches.

I just wanted to check in, I’ll be back soon. Behave, wackos.

Catriona

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