Of course my kid would choose and get accepted to a private college, out of state.
Offfffff course it would cost 40k a year. Of course. Even with the college fund and my savings – it’s a four year program. sigh (that’s after the massive scholarship).
Maybe I should learn to make penis socks.
Stand on the corner maybe? I think I’m too old to get on the pole.
I never asked my kid’s bio father for child support. Man am I kicking myself now. Kidding. Fucking that.
Even if I kick the bucket right now, my life insurance would only cover two years of school. LOL
What if I start an OnlyFans of me sitting in the backyard reading aloud nineteenth-century literature? Because really I feel like that’s all I am capable of.
To the back yard I go!