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Accidental Botox

If you have ever wondered what I would look like with actual botox: it’s not good. I got a sneak peak this week after having the pleasure of a root canal. They had to hit me so many times with numbing meds, they blew up my lip and face. It was hysterically awful. I then sauntered over to work. Couldn’t talk well, completely numb up to my eyebrow, it was a good time. One I will have the pleasure of enduring again in about a week as they couldn’t complete the procedure because the tooth was so jacked up. How do people do this more than once? Hell to the no thank you.

In other news snap chat has an amazing filter you should all try and then show me:

Go on. Don’t be shy.

Welp, that’s all I got. I don’t know what to do with myself now that I’m not a good candidate for botox. What ever shall I do? Lol

Catriona

Xoxoxo

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What day is it? Warning: May contain traces of clown.

Whoooooa it’s Monday. Gack.

Just stop it Monday, just. STOP.IT.

Have you guys checked out the new footage of the Northampton Clown? It’s creepy as hell, even for me. I love it. Hahah I wanna hug that clown. Here clownyyyyyy Clownyyy clooownnnnyyy…..

Spent the Morning stalking some of my favorite people. Gosh you people lift my spirits. If you’ve liked my FB page…you will notice it’s gone. I’ve killed it off. Instead, if you wish, you can add me. It’s just so much  easier for everyone involved (read: I’m lazy and sorta wanna stalk you).

Just so we are all on the same page: I’m eating rye toast and thoroughly enjoying it. Naked. Ok not naked. But, still, YUM. Support Group Needed?

Alright I’ll post more later. I need to go play in my garden (no, that’s not code, perverts).

Catriona

 

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