Don’t have kids.
Or do, but like, sell them off before they can talk. That’s what I should have done. (holy crap, I’m kidding, keep your pants on. Or ammmm I?)
This kid is sassy AND costing me an arm and a leg in school fees.
Raised my kids to reach for the stars and they did. Now I have to pay up . HAHAH
I may end up on the pole after all.