Butt – Gloss

Yeah, I get my gloss from the butt of a blue owl. Don’t judge me.

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The first time I ever saw one of these was in a Pier 1. I remember being shocked; “Is the gloss in his BUTT?” I asked the cashier. She very quickly gave me a judgmental look and explained in a condescending tone that “she didn’t think so.”

Bitch lied.

My sister gave me one. If you want lip gloss – be prepared to be digging in his butt for it.

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That’s all I got, Butt-Gloss.

Catriona

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4 thoughts on “Butt – Gloss

  1. CJ says:

    Girl! You IS so craaaaazzzzzyyyyy! LOL! Hey if anybody gives you a bad time over this, just offer to give them a courtesy rectal exam with your foot.

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